J crew

What are we gonna do without J crew? They are currently experiencing a severe BANKRUPTCY process now. Folks, this is some sour news. Do hope that things can finally improve soon.

Stocks

Stocks could crash even more. Deficit spending keeps on growing. Frankly, we view our tragic situation as so worrisome. Hey, these events should never come as a major surprise. Yeah, we did say never. Well, this has certainly been an amazing year. Still, here we are.

Uber

Uber cuts 20% of work force due to our economic crisis. OK, so the CTO just did resign. Folks, our situation is serious. Please do wake up.

snow

Oh yes, we really do love a warm summer. However, I already miss our snow. Funny, how life is.

Machine learning

Machine learning could boost profits and help our work flow improve. Well, that is interesting news. Do hope that scientists are right and I am wrong.

AI

AI detects plastic in our oceans. This is by analyzing satellite images. OK, so that is super max news. Do hope we get better technology in the days to come. Like wow, it is something that we can use.

cars

Actually, we view car sales as even worse. Folks, we are in an ominous economic crisis. OK, so used car STEALERSHIPS are having trouble moving cars. Well, we cannot kick start our economic engine. The fact is, that things are ripping apart at the seams. Do hope that we are wrong. Contrariwise, we have a rough road ahead of us.