piano

Most of us still remember when we were little taking lessons on how to play the piano. Hey, that was many years ago. Also, we were so young. Still, they really are nice warm memories. Oh yes, of a kinder simpler era.

JET

Walmart is getting rid of JET dot com. Hey, they claim that they do not need it no more. Funny how our interesting world goes.

Cyber truck

A cyber truck is wow. Please do understand that we are in an economic crisis. Fellow colleagues, we do not believe they will sell many units this year. Hey, we could indeed be wrong. Oh yes, time will tell as we see.

solar minimum

Expect colder winters and nice summers. Hey, this factor is due to our sun. Oh yes, a solar minimum is near. Frankly, it seems that we are not going to have global warming. Instead, we could face a new ice age. Remember to dress warm.

slow recovery

FED warns of a slow recovery. Yo, we are not sure... like one whether we will even get one. This is one crazy year. Remember to smile for our camera.

Japan

Japan is in a recession. Things may get even worse. Hey, there are many consequences...  to our economic crisis. Do believe this is one. Still, just wait a few months and we might spot that there are many more.

Neural Networks

Neural networks could reinvent physics soon. Fellow colleagues, this really is an exciting time to be in. Do hope that AI can bring us a brighter tomorrow, but please remember this about our science. Basically, it is short on delivery and long on promise.

economy

Just gaze on our economic crisis. Hey, this economy could contract 30% or more. Fellow colleagues, the situation we are in is serious. Do hope it can improve soon. Still, there is a certain strange chill in our air.

Beef

Beef output is down way more. There are a lot of empty shelves in our grocery. Rationing might be just around our corner. Hey, we need to find out why the food is not coming in. Folks, our situation is very serious.

restart

Yo, an economic restart is imperative for us. The big three automakers are literally burning through cash like crazy. Hey, this we can tell you that um April saw vehicle sales at 53% lower than a year ago. Basically, that is less than half - wow. Friends, we cannot keep this up. Definitely, we need to keep this industrial economy going.