self driving trucks

Friends, self driving trucks are near. Well, please do say goodbye to another of our high paying jobs as technology advances some more. AI in not your friend, but an enemy. Citizens, it is time that we finally wake up. The clock is ticking and the bell tolls for us.

census

Americans are using mass public transit less says census. OK, why is this so? Ultimately, at the end of the day, people are really tired and sometimes the bus never arrives. I do not mean... that it comes in late, but that it never even comes.

Eddie Lampert

Eddie Lampert wants to save sears. Actually, we are not so sure... like why this is. He must after all have his own reasons. Well, perhaps in the future we will soon see.


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vortex hunters

Oh wow, vortex hunters should get a cat to help you. They often like to sleep over one. Hey, our feline friends can be a big assist in finding magnetic anomalies that are near you. Well, we like our work on finding a vortex.

red jet

Oh yes, a red jet can take me to a place that is far away. It is great to go on a voyage. Like who can know what we will soon see. There is so much to explore in our awesome enormous universe.

rising seas

Please do prepare. Like we could see fast-rising seas. Scientists claim that this is due to anthropogenic global warming. Hey, we are not so sure. After all, the middle west is known for bitterly cold winters and scorching hot summers. Yet, we do know that we would love to see an early spring.

bosses

Right now bosses are being ghosted by employees some more. Yeah, this is a new trend for the terrible twenties. Just hope that it goes away. Most people are not so nice. Well, that is what we are seeing.