mannequin

Jake Droid AKA Dennis the Phantom mean ace should be in the next star wars movie. People should demand to see Anakin the mannequin. I head he was speeding going over 100 mph and got put in prison. Ah yes, he was pod racing again.

trash phone

Get a cheap trash phone that costs $9.99 so you can give out your number more. If you get too many calls from losers, then you can donate the phone and move on. Friends, this strategy is a proven winner.

wowsome

Here is a new word for you. It is wowsome. What does it mean?
OK, so it is awesome. Except, it has an extra dash of wow.

Hudson Bay

Hudson Bay looks at Macy for a take over. World is not a friend, but an enemy. Rich see less money coming in. Actions they take will include not giving you a pay raise.

K-mart

K-mart is going away. Yeah, it will join sears. Friends, they cannot earn money. Instead, they are an ancient relic of a bygone age.

buffer zone

Scientists claim that we are protected from hurricanes by a buffer zone.  I do not agree. Fact is, God is protecting us. Most of those scientists were predicting more hurricanes due to global warming. Look at what is going on. They were wrong... not that this should surprise any one. All they do is giggle and tell us that we are crazy. 🌀

World's most dangerous man

World's most dangerous man is
the envelope please.
Kim Jong un

He really is an un.
That means unfun and uncool and uninspiring,