bird flu

 Bird flu hit a chicken farm in iowa. That means less eggs. Also, we can expect to see higher prices soon. Well, we need to focus on what is going on. Yeah, we know that things are slowly getting even worse.

cars

 There was a list of the worst cars ever. Well, we did not see a yugo. On the plus side, the Edsel did make the list - wow. Hey, that was one super ugly car. Still, here we are now. I also, did not see a geo metro which should be on that car list, but was not for some reason. Hey, you cannot please every one.

Tennessee

Tennessee governor will allow teachers to carry guns now. Folks, this world is super scary and then some more. I am not making this one up. Do hope that in the future we have less major worries. Oh yes, that would be super max.

flag

 OK, so the USA flag is now see by liberals as racism. Please do wake me up. I do not like the fright mare that I am living in. Yeah, it would be great to find out it was all a bad dream, but that is not our case.

Bird flu

Bird flu is all across our scene. It could make food prices increase even more. OK, so food shortages could indeed become so common. Well, we do hope that we are wrong once more. Farmers have been forced to kill millions of hens that lay eggs. Definitely, the future price of eggs is way up. Maybe, I should raise some.

Hybrid workers

 Hybrid workers are just as productive as regular ones. That is what a brand new study says and we can agree. Driving to the office downtown is a worrisome pain. Frankly, we do not see any major gain. Bosses like to sit in the big chair, but we really do not care.

single

 I am single for many various reason. Having little ones... does bring us joy. Still, there is a problem with my lack of money. 

roku

 I do like roku, but some do not as we see. They complain that certain apps are missing. For example, an internet browser, but that is not a problem for me. Roku is great for movies.

snow

 It is certainly quite funny how we miss snow in summer. Oh wow, we really do not think about how slippery icy roads are. Like instead we wish that we could build a snow man. Frankly, hot weather does make us reminisce. Ah yes, we think about how great winter is.

diamonds

 OK, so diamonds need to move over. Basically, other gemstones are now heating up. I do not know what it is about humans and gems. Frankly, pretty rocks can be expensive. Still, we really do enjoy wearing em.

manager

 Learning to delegate is not easy. This is especially true for first time managers. Often they do fear what is just around the corner. Well, life does have some surprises. It is best that we learn that we cannot be everywhere at once. Most of your people need guidance at first and they do get better as time goes on.

SHATner

 A minor SHATner event can occur. It is best that we remember what Beavis and Butthead once said - Captain, there are Klingons near uranus. I did laugh then and I still can laugh some more now. He really is a strange one.

sour news

 Brothers and sisters, here is some sour news. Wells Fargo Bank just fired a bunch of their own employees for faking mouse moves. Yeah, it seems that faking keyboard activity is seen as a minor crime now. Just tell me that it is my own imagination, but I do think that things are bad and getting slowly even worse.

new car

 Customers are delaying buying a new car. This has led to a downward deflationary spiral in new car prices. OK, so that does seem as awesome news. I am so tired of price increases. Sadly, we are in a new ominous economic crisis.

Net Neutrality

 Certainly, we need to keep our eyes open once more. Yeah, we see net neutrality is back solid in our own news. Folks, I am telling you how it is. A lot of our internet providers do like to throttle our service. Basically, that is to reduce high bandwidth cost, but the ones who truly suffer the most would be us.

fake accounts

 Yo, fake accounts are a serious issue. People will often believe that they are a real person. Instead, they are often the product of artificial intelligence programs.

deodorants

 Fellow colleagues, deodorants are not necessary. Humans have lives for thousands of years without using any. It is simply a ploy to get your money. Often the dangerous chemicals in deodorants are harmful to us.

self driving car

 Tesla will release in August a self driving car. These robot taxis will certainly change the way that we get around for many. Elon Musk is super max. He is bringing brand new technological breakthroughs to us.

drone delivery

 OK, so drone delivery might become more common. Still, this is an on going process. Ah yes, there are so many unresolved issues. Perhaps, there far future will indeed become an exciting era... for us to live in.

Robotics

Robotics companies are hiring humans now. Well, that is awesome news. Do hope that people can find a place in our new ominous universe. Hey, it is not just me. A lot of us do have some minor concerns.