self driving trucks

Friends, self driving trucks are near. Well, please do say goodbye to another of our high paying jobs as technology advances some more. AI in not your friend, but an enemy. Citizens, it is time that we finally wake up. The clock is ticking and the bell tolls for us.

census

Americans are using mass public transit less says census. OK, why is this so? Ultimately, at the end of the day, people are really tired and sometimes the bus never arrives. I do not mean... that it comes in late, but that it never even comes.

Eddie Lampert

Eddie Lampert wants to save sears. Actually, we are not so sure... like why this is. He must after all have his own reasons. Well, perhaps in the future we will soon see.


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vortex hunters

Oh wow, vortex hunters should get a cat to help you. They often like to sleep over one. Hey, our feline friends can be a big assist in finding magnetic anomalies that are near you. Well, we like our work on finding a vortex.

red jet

Oh yes, a red jet can take me to a place that is far away. It is great to go on a voyage. Like who can know what we will soon see. There is so much to explore in our awesome enormous universe.

rising seas

Please do prepare. Like we could see fast-rising seas. Scientists claim that this is due to anthropogenic global warming. Hey, we are not so sure. After all, the middle west is known for bitterly cold winters and scorching hot summers. Yet, we do know that we would love to see an early spring.

bosses

Right now bosses are being ghosted by employees some more. Yeah, this is a new trend for the terrible twenties. Just hope that it goes away. Most people are not so nice. Well, that is what we are seeing.

Netflix

Netflix keeps on losing money. Folks, this cannot go on. Just look at sears. After all, they are in business to make more green. Well, that could indeed turn into brown weeds for us. Let us hope that we are wrong.

Couple who fell to their deaths in Yosemite

The couple who fell to their deaths in Yosemite National park was drunk it seems.  Yo, watta way to go... this is sour.

Tesla

Tesla needs more money. Hey, we know they have expensive cars. Also, they are electric and most people use gas. Maybe, they are too advanced for our era. Look at the Apple computer company and how it almost went bankrupt ages ago. Bill Gates was able to do an emergency rescue.


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Canada wins

This just in. Oh yes, Canada wins. The largest moose statue is in moose jaw. Norway was the previous winner. Hey, we cannot make this one up. It is just too crazy.

90's

Best 90's cartoon TV series is wow. Hey, we could see a comeback soon. Frankly, we are not so sure. Yet, here we are. Let us make the best of our new scenario.

bright colors

Yo, bright colors do indeed cheer me up. I do not like shades of gray. Those are drab and dreary like grit or grim.

canon

Right now, canon has a new camera. It is being targetted at amateurs or novices. Well, that is certainly some awesome news. Yeah, we do like this one. Let us hope they get an immense success.

Flowers

Flowers are like candy for our eyes. They do brighten things up. Hey, we need to feel so warm. Let us pray... for an early spring.

Bosses

Bosses treat us like we are lemons in some ways. They really put the squeeze on us. After they get the last drop out, they then throw the peel away.

Apple

Apple sales get crushed just now. They are turning into apple sauce mon. Yeah, we can see that things are getting max worse.

new ways

Honestly, old town does need to find new ways. Things are really going to change on us. Do keep your eyes open. Basically, the future is not what educators think that it is.