Question

Question for you. OK, so in a hurricane, where do the birds go? Yeah, quandary does indeed puzzle us. Frankly, we do not have an answer. Maybe, they hide in bushes, but they do seem to disappear for a while and then magically reappear.

Uber

Getting an Uber on new years eve. That is not so easy. Expect some surge pricing. Also, you need to be ready for drivers that are aggressive. Hey, 2020 is just around our corner. Please do have an awesome new year.

end of the year

Ah yes, the end of the year is near. Do wish that things can improve. It could be that we need to find a new expressway. Yeah, that is the ticket for us. However, no speeding or we can get a TICKET for sure.

Don Imus

Don Imus is gone. He was a shock jock that is no longer with us. Well, at age seventy-nine... he did pass away. Most remember that he was not politically correct and had a lot of sass.

2020

2020 is going to be super. Well, for high tech anyway. 5G is all the rage. It is super fast and then some more. Please add that this is going to be a great year for our brand new quantum computers that speed us on. Yeah, tomorrow will bring a lot of new technologies that are awesome.

alternative internet

Russia says that its alternative internet is a success. Well, that is so worrisome. After all, the Russians really do not like to use the regular one. Basically, the world wide internet could indeed fragment into a million tiny pieces. Hey, that would not be good for us. Still, that may well be what will soon occur. Do keep your thinking cap on.

chilly

It definitely was a bit chilly this morning. Oh yes, I like to drink coffee that is warm. OK, so there does not appear to be any serious climate change unless it is that we are slowly moving into a new ice age.

phone

Yo, like your phone, can betray you. Smartphones can send out location codes and it certainly does not matter what kind of app you are using. Basically, it pays to stay safe or secure. Please do not take the smart cellular telephone with you. Oh yes, that is a DUMB move.

CO2

CO2  can make us dumber - really? It can reduce the cognitive abilities of each person. OK, so that is what we hear in science. Funny, I did not expect that effect, but there it is. Brains do indeed crave oxygen. Honestly, we know that carbon dioxide is seen as waste gas.

blue

Feeling a bit blue, are we? This house is a bit um worrisome. OK, so the color does have a calming effect on us.

chips

Transistors can both store information and processes. Yo, that technological breakthrough is so awesome. Do hope that new computer chips can emerge. Just look at all the Intel neural network chips that are available for us.

Illinois

Illinois ups its tax on cars. Brothers and sisters, this is sour news. Well, it is mighty bitter if you ask me. Trucks are not exempt from the increase. Sadly, we could see this one coming... like a mile away even.

Rustbelt

Rustbelt is putting its hope in electric cars. Fellow colleagues, we believe this technological breakthrough is really a mirage. Just think about it some more. First off, these vehicles have a limited range. Also, they do take a long time to charge up.

eggs

Question about eggs. OK, so are they good for you? I certainly do think so. However, this is my own view. Do notice that men in science... they claim that cholesterol is bad for you. Yeah, that is an old hat for me.

Michael Jackson

I do believe that Michael Jackson should have become a Catholic Priest!

Both are quite eerie.

cyber truck

Yo, the tesla cyber truck is max. Fellow colleagues, this is like a dream of the future it seems... like a science fiction movie even. Well, one that is long on fiction and short on science. Hey, this revolutionary truck is awesome.

Pink collar

Pink collar jobs are going away. Let us blame technology if we can. Already, I can eliminate typing by using my voice. Hey, there are a lot of computer programs... that are great at detecting minor grammar errors.

Video editing

Video editing uses AI now. That could be a big help for us. Yo, the future is upon us. Still, we do wonder what the machine can see.

wow

I say wow. Greenland is melting on us. Fellow, we are seeing a dramatic decrease in our polar ice cap. Hey, it could lead to our rising seas. Basically, the sea level rise is worrisome.

unicorn

Hey, unicorn scooter needs some success. Sadly, it ran outta green. Yeah, we see that there is no more money. Things are not going so nice... for this once-promising company. Please do understand that life can throw us some curves.

cop

Hey, we got bad news... for an NYC cop. Well, he bit down on a razor. Talk about malice and then some more. People are the opposite of nice. Don't think that he will rest easy. Workers in fast food tend to not like cops... for some reason.

electric cars

China has a decrease in the sale of electric cars. Actually, this should surprise no one. First off, they have a limited range. Second, they are simply too expensive. People want budget transportation, not something that looks like it came right out of a science fiction movie.

Farmland

Farmland price increases. It has doubled in the last six years. Brothers and sisters, this trend is worrisome. It could mean... that we will be paying much higher prices in our grocery. Do expect land to become more expensive.

Lego

Lego was invented many years ago. Back in the 1950s even. Yeah, that is an interesting toy for us to play in. Do remember getting my set when I was a kid and it was fun for me. Other kids did not like the plastic blocks any.

BEK

BEK are said to have pale skin and big black eyes. After all, BEK means black eyed kids, and people claim that they dress like an Amish person. Frankly, that means girls wear long dresses from a long time ago. Do wonder who the BEK are. It could be that we will never know, but I am certainly quite curious.

lets go

OK, so let's go. These AIRBNB haunted houses can give you the creeps.  Halloween is over. Still, they might give us... like a discounted price. Basically, there are reports of supernatural activity and strange occurrences.

gamer

Do like being a gamer. This is what we can enjoy. Hey, it is a throw pillow for a mouse potato that is always using some mice. Oh yes, the digital version.

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Neanderthals

Neanderthals went extinct, but scientists say that inbreeding was a cause. Yeah, that is not good for you. Hey, we find out a lot by looking at how closely related they all are. Do wonder what that means... like for us.

IP

IP or intellectual property is a pain. Basically, we need to avoid filming intellectual property when shooting a video for stock and that is not so easy. Just what can we see? Mostly, we look for the logo of a major company. Maybe, we can crop them over... do hope so.

AI

AI decides what FaceBook can rec. Certainly, this trend can be so worrisome. Hey, after all, we do know that computers do not understand what human emotions are. People, do listen to me. It is not a cold sterile calculation that makes us what we are.

winter landscapes

Do show me more. Like wow, we know that winter landscapes are awesome. Definitely, they can take your breath away. Still, there is too much white and light in a scene.

cards

Oh wow, cards can express gratitude to the max. DIY thank you cards are awesome. God, we do thank you... for this wonderful amazing universe... that you created for us.

amazon

Skin lightening creams were pulled off amazon. They now claim that these products are full of racism. Also, they have high levels of mercury. Fellows, we do agree. Maybe, they should pull off the suntan cream. Yeah, that could also be racism. It is the times we are in.

Walking in the woods

Walking in the woods makes me feel at peace. Dark dense forests are so serene. It could be that I was born in the wrong years. Yeah, there were a lot more trees centuries ago. The landscape around us feels so sterile and barren now. Maybe others enjoy our concrete canyons. Hey, that is not me.

screen

Kids spend too much time in front of a screen. Also, they don't do enough exercise. Researchers are finding this pattern rather worrisome. After all, we do not want them to grow up and become couch potatoes that just watch TV instead of going out as well as having fun in our sun.

collapse of civilization

Sadly, the collapse of our civilization is near. Actually, some say that it has already begun even. Yo, that is so eerie. Maybe, we do not have anymore... TIME as we see. Oh yes, that fact should never surprise us. Please do remember that we are really not that important as a species. Hey, look on the bright side, the cockroaches and germs may yet survive.

flying taxi

Here is some awesome news. Ah yes, our flying taxi is near. Brothers and sisters, this development is so wow.  Do tell, we really enjoy the idea of buying a flying car. However, most models are so expensive. Fellow colleagues, we doubt that we can afford one. Still, taking a flying taxi would be such an amazing on TIME experience.  Definitely, one we would not forget - never ever.

razor

Motorola created a foldable screen razor. This use to be the king and Nokia was a queen. Hey, the flip phone was an icon. Well, happy days are here once more. OK, so I should indeed say - happy days are here again. Yeah, that was my misTRAKE - mistake - pun.

canine owners

Here is great news... that is for canine owners. Basically, you have a longer life span. There are many health benefits to having a canine companion. Well, we do indeed agree. Yeah, by the way, there are fewer benefits to being a cat owner. Hey, our feline friends do not help us.

Fall

Fall is upon us. Leaves turning colors is so wow. Just look at the amazing panorama. It is like living inside a postcard even.

cord cutters

Hey, cord-cutters, we got some sour news. Netflix will not work on older SMART TV soon. Yeah, that is what we are gonna see. Well, not see in our case. Basically, they are dropping support for older television sets and that is so worrisome. Sadly, we might see the end of Netflix soon. After all, this company... like it is certainly making way too many mistakes or errors.



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serious injuries

A teacher's chemistry experiment causes serious injuries. OK, so one unlucky student was sent to the emergency room in a hospital with third-degree burns even. He is in serious pain now. Yo, we all need to exercise some more care. This event really is not acceptable we tell you.

Nova Scotia

Nova Scotia from the air... looks so amazing. I was there this year. Yeah, we know that Halifax is a big city, but there is also a lot of empty countrysides to explore on an excursion. Yo, this is one area we can rec.

62

Taking social security at age 62 is going to become a lot more common. People realize that their life is so short and we should try to enjoy some. Who is going to spend all the money... that we accumulated penny by penny when we are gone? Probably, it will be an irascible bureaucrat on capital hill that keeps increasing estate taxes some more.

screen

Parents are told to limit the time their kids look at screens. Well, this is not a new warning. Yeah, it has been given ages ago. After all, we do remember being told that just looking at the old TV tube could make us blind and here we are.

meet up

OK, so we work is cutting 25% of the staff of meet up. Yeah, this is sour news. Meet up is a start up. Well, they bought this company last year. Do hope that things can improve. Hey, the truth is... that we do not know just exactly where this train is going.

abandoned houses

When I was little, abandoned houses were so rare. Sadly, in the ensuing years, they have become a lot more common. Perhaps, we are in an economic recovery. Frankly, I do not see one. Instead, we are seeing the local mall empty and it will probably get torn down soon. Doom and gloom is my new vision.

Berlin wall

Berlin wall is gone. Yeah, we are 30 years on. Hey, that was a real different era. Still, we remember what major horror communism was. Let us learn about history so we do not make similar tragic mistakes once more.

new emoji

Apple update is super max. Oh yes, new emoji are near. Truly, this company is iconic. Well, that is true in more ways an one.

Deep mind AI

Deep mind AI can crush human players on a virtual battlefield, but let us not put artificial intelligence on a real one. OK, so the results could be a fright mare. Well, we do understand that Halloween is so near.

Religion

Religion is not as important as it once was. It is hard to know what the truth really is. After all, we know that um Facebook did remove... like over three billion fake accounts this year. Oh wow, that is many. Do wonder what the reason is.

technology jobs

Sadly, a lot of our formerly high paying high technology jobs are being sent overseas. OK, so the result is that people just do not care no more. After all, why should I go to college and study hard if the potential positions are going away? Yeah, that is what we see. Funny, a lot of those people making 50 cents per hour never went to college and companies really do not care. Hey, all they wanna do is trim expenses.

amazon

Rotten food is the latest item you can purchase on amazon. Also, baby formula past the date when it expires. Hey, it is hard to be the world's richest man. Well, selling disgusting rotten food is certainly one way. Please make sure... that my bread is green.

TIME

I have often said that um TIME is not our friend, but rather instead, one of our enemies. There are so many. Still, it might get even worse. After all technology makes it as if time speeds on up. Well, that is certainly how it really does seem.

armpit sniffer

Pro armpit sniffer sounds like a job for me. Still, we have to get used to a certain aroma. Hey, whatever floats your boat as we see.

prison

OK, so a man goes from being a murderer serving life in prison... to getting a 100K job in software engineering. Funny, I do not believe that it can be, and here is my reason. There are plenty of computer programmers over seas. Most dream they can one day earn 50 cents per hour creating the latest I phone app. Better yet, they might be in an air conditioned office maintaining code on an aging mainframe or building software programs.

Big tech

Big tech debate is simmering. Yeah, the silicon valley is worrisome. What will the future even give us?

China

China is back in our news.

South Korea

South Korea has the absolute lowest birth rate there is. 1.1 children per family and this problem is serious. They do not have enough people who are young. Frankly, we need to have new people being born every year. Otherwise, the human race is over.

Apple

Apple is under an investigation now. They were sending some safari browsing data to Red China - wow. Hey, like that would be our enemy. Please do finally wake up. Folks, we believe that things are getting even worse.

breaking bad movie

I do not like our breaking bad movie. It glamorizes doing what is wrong. Certainly, this should not surprise us. After all, the god of this world is the evil one.

more rain

Hey, we need some more rain. Well, that is what we sense. Certainly, it has been like rather dry this year. Still, we do like the amazing fall colors that we view.

remote work

Alas, remote work is short on delivery and long on promise. Sadly, it is used by bosses as an excuse. Yeah, so they can send more jobs over seas. Yeah, there are a lot of people on planet earth willing to work for far less money. Jobs are few and bills are many.

hand

✋ I have got to hand it to you. Life is strife if you know what we mean. Just why do we have armies? Maybe, to stop FOOTING the bill is the solution for us.

flaming fireballs

Oh wow, flaming fireballs fell on Chile a few days ago. They were no meteors researchers said, but they are not sure... like on what it is. Ah yes, those wonderful men in science. Basically, most of their theories tend to be wrong.

one euro

There is an interesting place in Italy where houses cost just one euro. Basically, it is a plan to bring outsiders in. Do not know it if will be a success. Ah yes, time will tell us.

massive mansions

Most humans want expansive massive mansions. These castles have an awesome view. Also they have access to nearby attractions such as mountains, streams, lakes, rivers, and an enormous ocean.

Bernie Sanders

Bernie Sanders had a massive heart attack and we believe that he will soon drop out of the presidential race. Well, it is that his health is so poor. Sadly, being president is most certainly a grueling process. Just look at our current one. He is being hounded by reporters every single day now.

KCK

I do like KCK or Kansas City Kansas. However, jobs are few and bills are many. Lot of pretty houses, but they are expensive.

housing crisis

Most of us are having a new experience.  Yeah, it is a housing crisis. Dwellings are just too expensive. Also, wages cannot keep up. Result is that young people cannot afford a home of their very own.

cattle

Not a nice life for cattle we tell you. It is not just the males that suffer in our eerie universe. For example, do you know what happens to old cows? Well, they stop giving milk and they are taken to the slaughter house to be chopped up. Just take a look at that big mac. It was probably an old cow once.

orange car

Strange to be in an orange car. The color is so warm. However, most people do prefer shades of red for some reason.

AI

AI-based computers are so expensive. Maybe, only enormous technology companies will be able to survive. Time will tell as we say. Frankly, we do believe that this new technology will become over time far less expensive.

smart summon

Tesla has smart summon. Well, do think that this is great if you cannot find your car. After all, there are some rather large parking lots, but we will see. Yeah, it is obvious that AI is taking over. OK, so that would be the case... like in our area.

Face Book

Face Book does acquire a new neural network start up company. Artificial intelligence technology is heating up. Well, this particular sector was already warm. Basically, we need to become a lot more aware.

TikTok

TikTok uses AI to churn through a lot of video and images. It is looking for content that is super max. Well, in its own opinion.

Ben Carson

Ben Carson says trans women are actually big hairy men. Democrats want him to resign. Well, that is the latest news.

Capitalism

Capitalism has created a major mess. It might quickly ruin us. Fellows, we do have a dying ocean. Sadly, that means... like the end of us. 80% of our gaseous oxygen comes from our sea. Yeah, we do indeed need to breathe in life giving oxygen.