sears

72 more store will close soon. Oh wow, things are crazy at sears. Right now sales plunge and losses increase. They are running out of green. It looks like curtains close for this once iconic company. Actually, they have few consumers. Yeah, their parking lot is almost empty now. Friends, the bell tolls for sears.

flashy cars

This news is just in. Oh yes, women do not want men with flashy cars.  Actually, they are not seen as serious. Well, knock me over... like with a feather even. Fellows, you need to get a huge mega-mansion.

scrunchie

Meet the anti scrunchie - it is not soft, but metal and expensive. This is interesting news. Well, it is for me anyway.

fireman

I wanted to be a fireman when I grew up. Actually, that was in first grade even. Yeah, it was certainly a long time ago. Still, we do not have any fire men any more. Basically, we have fire fighters - what ever that is.

TIME is

Hey, on occasion, we do ask what um TIME is. There are so many theories in science. Yet, it does escape us.

home sales tumble

Right now home sales tumble as our economy worsens. Folks, there is no recovery. Please do wake up. Things are expected to get even worse.

vegan

People do not have to be a strict vegan. There are many benefits that you can reap. Eating a healthy diet is important for us. Let us also work on doing more exercise.

imaginary

Often the world we are in... like it does not seem real to us. Perhaps, it is all imaginary. Fact is, some scientists believe that our reality is a computer simulation similar to a video game.

Québec City

Québec City is the most beautiful according to BBC news. This is great news. However, we are not so sure. What about miami? It is a pretty city as well as being rather warm.

eerie

Life often feels strange or eerie. There is something that we find amiss. Oh yes, whatever that even means. Still, we carry on. Perhaps we are like sailboats carries by the winds to far distant shores on a never-ending journey.

Finding a vortex

Finding a vortex is not easy. Steven Gibbs says we need one. Cats can help you locate a vortex in a new area. They are attracted to its unique energy.

red sky

Remember that things often have interesting meaning. For example, red sky in morning. Sailor take warning.

chemo

Doctor billed for chemotherapy that was unnecessary. This should not surprise us man. A lot of the people on chemo did not have cancer even. Doctor Bill was certainly a nasty one. In fact, he had already been put on report for billing that was improper. Well, we need good doctors that can cure us.

milk man

Hey, you cannot be a milk man any more. Dairy Delivery Professional is the preferred term that we now can use. Sad to be forced to reside in the world we are in. It is an antiseptic sterile politically correct sour universe. Please do not offend me. I am slowly walking over to my safe space.

shoes

People spend a lot on shoes and they are expensive. Often they are a fashion statement for us. What do your say?

amazon prime

Whole foods gives price discounts to amazon prime consumers. OK, so this is to be expected from the giant organic grocer. Yet, we could say it is going to affect other companies. Time will tell what the final result is.

first impression

Did you make a great first impression. Here are six signs. Well, my favorite sign is that they sign... on the dotted line... as we see. Hey, you cannot beat the great feeling that can come with a hard fought awesome success.

100 billion

Youtube is worth 100 billion - wow.

Funny, they do not like my videos.

read a room

Before you give a presentation, it is important to read a room. Often, you will see that the participants are not interested in what you are saying. Hey, the result is that you need to change the contents of your speech and spice it up. Few things are worse... than a dead room.

Bill Cosby

Bill Cosby may go to prison. He is an old man. Frankly, he does not seem to me as a dangerous person. Doubt that he will hurt himself or others, but I could be wrong. Just seems as the prison sentence is excessive.

foggy morning

Hey, we can see a panoramic view. Just look at this foggy morning. The bridge is so nice. It looks so far away. Yeah, it is like a sequence in a dream even. Best that we keep our eyes open. Like there is so much for us to see. God, we do thank you for this wonderful world you have given us.

sears

All my fears... are on sears. Yeah, their soon demise nears. Perhaps, the shining white knight is amazon. Yeah, it could be that we may see amazon BUYS sears. Frankly, I do not think so. Jeff is after all a smart man. Eddie is well, most unwise.

NES Classic

NES Classic is back soon. That would be the Nintendo entertainment system my fine ones. Just remember to plug it in.

work less

Yo, we should work less not more. Sadly, bosses squeeze us. They always want more. Like we now need to use up our week ends to come in. Hey, we used to get free doughnuts, but no more.

new words

Actually, new words on the internet can increase. Please blame twitter if you can. It is spreading the techno wave. Yo, this is a process. Basically, it is growing... like every single year.

Gold

Gold goes higher, but could fall soon. There is a lot of reasons. Hey, we expect to see much lower prices. Do not get crushed my fine ones.

CO2

Carbon dioxide levels soar. If you are a tree, this is good news. For humans, it might also be as that means... food production can increase.

strange feeling

It is a strange feeling to be all alone with no one around you. Yeah, we did say no one. Still, that is what we see.

Questions

Questions about previous pay. Well, they can fuel our gender pay gap.  Best that we ask nothing as in zero. OK, so this ominous news is max sour in a way. Like we cannot ask about anything any more. Maybe, we cannot inquire on previous pay. Fellows, this really is one eerie universe we are in. Please lord, get me out of here right away.

museum

Yo, a museum says that about half of paintings are fakes - wow. Technology is helping us spot trickery with more ease. Actually, we do like going to a museum. However, fakes are certainly a minor pain.