woman

Actually, there was this woman. She lived nine days with a cockroach in here ear. Oh wow, did we say nine. Like that is too many.

Retail

Retail is experiencing some serious issues. Well, there is a lot of merchandise, but few consumers. Deep discounts no longer bring them in. OK, so the result is that more stores will close this year. Expect things to turn ugly as our situation worsens. Folks, it is not just our severe economic crisis.

iconic

Actually, some places are simply iconic. Hey, that is not just me talking to you. Do look at these breathtaking views.

TIME

TIME is not a friend, but an enemy. Just begin to look at how it robs us. Most of our energy is no more. Well, the time to have fun is now. Like this is so wow. Brothers and sisters, it has indeed been a long TIME in coming.

US

US borrows 488 billion a record high this year. Folks, we owe trillions and I do not think that we can pay ever. Hey, like we could be wrong. That said, my forecast is for much higher taxes as well as lower wages.

mini me

OH SAD, mini me is gone. He was a great comic. Well, our world goes on. For how long, we cannot say.

colors

Ah yes, color does brighten up our days and years. Please add some flair if you care. It might make your places a precious space.

70 new emoji

70 new emoji are near. Yeah, we do love these lil pics. Basically, it is easy to understand that we need more emoji icons.

gas age

Historians will no doubt remember the gas age. There will be many fond memories. It was the time before the electric car. People used liquid fuel to move. Well, we ran out eventually and the gas age was over.

Food

Food tastes super. I like to eat some. However, it takes a lot of time to prepare. Yo, I am not talking about a TV dinner which requires warming in a microwave oven. Basically, we like to cook food from scratch adding lots of spices.

pier

It is great to be near a pier. Well, that is what we see. Oh wow, just take in a view. Look at the wonderful scenery.

McD

McD shares soar. This is due to a price increase in menus. Frankly, we do not believe that this is super news. After all, inflation is gonna roar.

LOVE

LOVE is awesome. It has so much power. Yo, that is what we see. OH HOW SAD, mini me is gone.

dress code

Walmart loosens dress code just now. OK, so that is welcomed news. Hey, you might not agree with my views. Still, most Walmart employees do agree.

eggs

Brothers and sisters, I love to eat pasture raised organic eggs. However, they are quite expensive. Well, please do buckle up. The future price of eggs can go up some more. It is known as a golden protein source. Hey, it feels like we are eating golden yolks as we are paying big bucks for our unique experience.

Poverty

Poverty is not the same in all areas. There are parts of america... that seem fine to us. However, we also see a lot of empty abandoned warehouses and malls that are gone. Look at what is going on. Retail stores are closing down and boarding up.

Virgin Galactic

Virgin Galactic goes supersonic. It is a success. Folks, this really is rocket science. Yo, where do you wanna go? Maybe, it is to outer space.

seven best Netflix movies

They are near. Here are the seven best Netflix movies.  Oh yes, we did say seven. Netflix needs to dig deeper and create content that is nice.

apple

Right now we have some rumors. Basically, apple plans to in 2020 get rid of Intel processors.  Folks, this is serious. I mean, most of the world runs on Intel microprocessors. Hey, this fact can be quite worrisome.

amazon

Trump might hurt amazon. Fact is, they have gotten a free ride on us. Well, those days are over. Expect them to have to pay. Yeah, it will be just like the rest of us. Still, we do believe that Jeff Bezos is too rich and we are too poor.

Tesla cars

Frankly, I like Tesla cars. However, they have limited range. Also, they are expensive. Oh yes, Tesla cars looked like a bright shiny future, but now some analysts do wonder if the company has got one.