slack grows up

Oh wow, slack grows up. Big business is using this service. Like it will replace email soon. Just what they tell us. Still, we might see more paper or pen. Technology is a funny creature to me. After all, we do say that the more things can change, they more they remain same.

Retail

Retail is getting crushed by amazon. The result is empty malls as we see. However, that is not all for us. Most people do not understand that we are seeing the twilight of an era. Wall mart crushed the small shop with mom and pop. Hey, those days are over. Big box stores look like they won. Just would you know, an enemy rises. Like the internet is now getting rid of retail titans such as K-mart, target, or sears.

Della Street

Della Street is dead. She played the secretary of perry mason. Well, that was an interesting TV series. Lawyers probably wish for the good old days of previous years. Frankly, a low of legal work we now out source. Result is less jobs for all of us.

250 million mansion

Look at the 250 million mansion. It is of homes the most expensive. Well, this is in America anyway. Just what do we see. It is too big for me. Still, it is nice. OK, so the bill for heating expenses... can open your eyes.

Youtube

Youtube supports the creator community like us. This is something to focus on. Let us create more. It is an awesome universe.

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Retailers

Retailers face increasing pressure. Oh yes, that would be from internet giant amazon. Jeff is really growing up - However, this hurts target and sears. Like they are in real or is that real estate pain. Profits are experiencing erosion. It really is hard to compete with the internet as you do not have all the overhead of a retail presence.

caspar

Forget Casper the Friendly Ghost mon. I prefer Caspar Weinberger the Unfriendly Ghost as he was scary. He was a bad egg. Just what do we say. Let us not go. Life is an amazing never ending saga. Technology is racing on. Dick Tracy had a phone watch, but we got one.

empty stores are scary

Friends, empty department stores are scary. I do notice that there are fewer customers in the mall now. Maybe it is just me. However, large chains are reporting a lot less profit this X-mas season. Do blame our prissy poor economy. Just what can we say. The neighborhood mall is under enormous pressure.

Malls are thinning out

Malls are thinning out as the internet conquers us. Retail is in woe. Yeah, customers stop coming. However, the mall rent keeps on going up. Things have gotten worse every year. Please blame our on going economic crisis. Like it just keeps on getting max worse. Friends, there is no economic recovery. Oh yes, that is very plain as we see.

online engagement

OK, so online engagement is a super user experience. Customers want more power. Yeah, it is a new way.

Death spiral

Death spiral at sears. JC penny in woe. Customers are giving up. Like they have no green. Jobs are few and bills are many.

California is in woe

California is in woe. There is too much rain. Oh yes, the drought is finally over soon. However, there are some landslides and that is hurting many. Do look a the raging rivers. Most are just flooding over. Well, we are in trouble due to water in excess. Maybe houses are being destroyed due to an amazing thunderstorm that is dropping many inches of rain.

Films are awesome

Films are awesome. Here are the 100 best B&W movies. This is not my list, but it has some source case winners. Let us find a new movie. Yeah, one that we have never even seen. Oh wow, that would be so max. Motion pictures are a risen sun.

building bridges

All of us are told to build bridges instead of walls, but we do need both of em. Walls are more necessary. Bridges are a luxury for us.

Beaches

Beaches bring us joy. Well, that is true when the water is warm. Frankly, it is a bit chilly now. Feel like we are in astral hell or worse. BTW, when does hell freeze over?

Altaba

Altaba is Yahoo's new name. Please add Marissa Meyer is gonna resigns. That should indeed not surprise you. Hey, look at verizon. It is telephone firms that are taking over. God help the new company. Time is running out for the internet pioneer.

mannequin

Jake Droid AKA Dennis the Phantom mean ace should be in the next star wars movie. People should demand to see Anakin the mannequin. I head he was speeding going over 100 mph and got put in prison. Ah yes, he was pod racing again.

trash phone

Get a cheap trash phone that costs $9.99 so you can give out your number more. If you get too many calls from losers, then you can donate the phone and move on. Friends, this strategy is a proven winner.

wowsome

Here is a new word for you. It is wowsome. What does it mean?
OK, so it is awesome. Except, it has an extra dash of wow.

Hudson Bay

Hudson Bay looks at Macy for a take over. World is not a friend, but an enemy. Rich see less money coming in. Actions they take will include not giving you a pay raise.

K-mart

K-mart is going away. Yeah, it will join sears. Friends, they cannot earn money. Instead, they are an ancient relic of a bygone age.

buffer zone

Scientists claim that we are protected from hurricanes by a buffer zone.  I do not agree. Fact is, God is protecting us. Most of those scientists were predicting more hurricanes due to global warming. Look at what is going on. They were wrong... not that this should surprise any one. All they do is giggle and tell us that we are crazy. 🌀

World's most dangerous man

World's most dangerous man is
the envelope please.
Kim Jong un

He really is an un.
That means unfun and uncool and uninspiring,